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Man Fractures His Penis After His Child 'Fell Over' His Erection
Man Calls Cops After Failing to Shake Off Squirrel He Was Being Chased By
Man Calls in Bomb Threat After Relative Refuses to Take His Phone Calls
Men Wanted for Replacing External Hard Drive Hardware With Play-Doh, Returning Items to Target
Man flies plane into his home after fight with wife, police say
Man gets wrong wedding date tattooed on finger just two weeks after ceremony
Colombian City Urges A Break From Sex To Fight Heat Wave
ASPCA Removes More Than 600 Birds From Home
A Bear Walks Into A Liquor Store
Man Pees In Deli Section Of Kroger
Alabama Man Shoots Son Over Really Good Chicken
Jessie The Potty Mouthed Parrot Swears At Firefighters Trying To Rescue Him While Stranded On Roof
French Theme Park Trains Birds To Pick Up Trash
Phoenix Father Beats Man To Death For Accosting Daughter In Bathroom
Woman Gets Contact Lens Stuck In Eye For 28 Years
Man Being Pursued By Baby Squirrel Calls Police For Help
University honors students who found love in elevator in '72
Plane passenger left in just her bra as she's tied up after 'going berserk' on flight
Girl, 16, pushed off 60ft bridge despite saying "no" wants pal who nearly killed her to be jailed
Bull escapes Oklahoma City pen, dies after gallivanting near hospital
Girl's love of dolls helps save baby when aunt unexpectedly gives birth in bathroom
Groom arrested for drunk-driving toy motorbike
Woman branded "disgusting" after being filmed drinking beer through dead FISH