NEWS QUICKIES: Driver tests positive for every drug in test

Man Fractures His Penis After His Child 'Fell Over' His Erection

Man Calls Cops After Failing to Shake Off Squirrel He Was Being Chased By

Man Calls in Bomb Threat After Relative Refuses to Take His Phone Calls

Men Wanted for Replacing External Hard Drive Hardware With Play-Doh,  Returning Items to Target

Man flies plane into his home after fight with wife, police say 

Man gets wrong wedding date tattooed on finger just two weeks after ceremony

Man Lost in Wilderness Survived by Eating Bees

Driver tests positive for every drug in test

Colombian City Urges A Break From Sex To Fight Heat Wave

ASPCA Removes More Than 600 Birds From Home

A Bear Walks Into A Liquor Store

Man Pees In Deli Section Of Kroger

Alabama Man Shoots Son Over Really Good Chicken

Jessie The Potty Mouthed Parrot Swears At Firefighters Trying To Rescue Him While Stranded On Roof

French Theme Park Trains Birds To Pick Up Trash

Phoenix Father Beats Man To Death For Accosting Daughter In Bathroom

Woman Gets Contact Lens Stuck In Eye For 28 Years

Man Being Pursued By Baby Squirrel Calls Police For Help

University honors students who found love in elevator in '72

Plane passenger left in just her bra as she's tied up after 'going berserk' on flight

Girl, 16, pushed off 60ft bridge despite saying "no" wants pal who nearly killed her to be jailed

Bull escapes Oklahoma City pen, dies after gallivanting near hospital

Girl's love of dolls helps save baby when aunt unexpectedly gives birth in bathroom

Groom arrested for drunk-driving toy motorbike 

Woman branded "disgusting" after being filmed drinking beer through dead FISH