Giant Schlong Mowed In Grass At Coronation Party

Citizens of the UK celebrated the coronation of King Charles in different ways. In one instance, someone felt the need to mow a giant wang into the lawn. In Bath, England, the neighborhood of Royal Crescent is renowned for its “perfect lawns.” Late last week, less than two days before the massive community coronation event was to take place, residents woke up to the surprise that someone had mowed a gigantic twig-and-berries into the otherwise meticulously tended lawn of the party site…and was visible by “pretty much every house on the street.”