For as long as there’s been sex, there’ve been people turned on by doing it in a public place. In fact, that fantasy is routinely near the top of most couples’ list of things they’d like to do to put a charge into their sex lives. That fantasy is sometimes ruined, however, when fears of getting in trouble take over the hormones and excitement of the moment.
While not all of these are legal…technically…there are still a few ways of lessening the risk and having your erotic moment.
- In The Water – Others can’t see what’s going on below the surface, so it’s more than possible to get your groove on where only the fish can see in a lake, pond, or ocean. Just be warned, organisms living in the water are fair game for your urinary tract and lubrication can be affected. But, hell, if you’re willing to risk it…have a ball
- Windows Open At Home Or In A Hotel – While you’re not really “in public,” voyeurs can see inside, and that can be all the inspiration a budding exhibitionist needs…and it’s not illegal
- Restaurant/Bar Bathroom – Here are a few handy tips to pull this off – make sure the door has a lock and that it’s not one of those multi-stall restrooms, choose a place that’s clean and sanitary (even by bathroom standards), keep your noises in check, and make sure you’re trying it on an off-night because a line of antsy people outside will raise suspicions…especially when you both walk out of the can together
- Movie Theater – Still a popular option, but don’t you dare try it during the opening weekend of a major film. Find a movie that’s been out for a while and will be sparsely attended. If it’s a “loud” movie, even better. Also, keep in mind that some theaters now have night vision security cameras, so it’s possible that your exploits are going to be seen by someone and maybe even shared
- Parked Car – A classic for the high school crowd, and older couples reliving their glory days. SUVs and larger cars make it more comfortable, and make sure you pick a pull-over spot that is a low-traffic area for passersby and law enforcement to lessen the risk of an uncomfortable knock on a steamed-up window
- Airplane – The mile-high club is a major fantasy, but timing is everything if you don’t want to get caught. Manual foreplay is the key…getting each other almost there, and then a quick rush to the loo is the best way to get it done and get away unscathed
- Taxi/Rideshare – The drivers have seen it all, so you can get away with it more times than not…just know that cameras are more common, so your exploits could be recorded and seen by anyone with a computer or smartphone
- Parks/Hiking Trails – Offseason is best and choose your spot carefully. If you’re planning ahead, a blanket is a smart play, and don’t be shocked if there are souvenir scratches, cuts, or strategically placed bug bites along the way
- Changing Rooms – Another popular fantasy spot, but you’ll want to follow similar guidelines to those of the bathroom mentioned earlier. It sure as hell would beat holding her purse while she tries something on