Middle School Scare Caused by Dog Poop Bag Resembling Grenade

In McMinnville, Oregon, a suspected hand grenade caused some concern at Patton Middle School. On Wednesday morning, police responded to reports of a grenade that was found on the track on school grounds. All students were then secured inside the school while the bomb squad did their thing. It turns out, there was nothing to fear…except dog crap. The weapon of ass destruction was really a “dog waste bag dispenser” that was made to look like a hand grenade. The doggie-doo grenade was removed for the premises and classes resumed, as normal.