We have a lot of questions here and very few answers. What we can tell you is that a man in a rainbow unicorn floaty apparently hooked on to a shark while out fishing and was dragged miles offshore.
To borrow a line from the police chief in Jaws, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
The TikTok video shows another, larger fishing vessel coming up on the guy in the floaty, a bit baffled by what they're seeing.
"What are you doing," yells somebody onboard the boat.
"I'm catching a shark," replies the man in the floaty.
Based on the video, the guy had been fishing near the beach in Fort Lauderdale when he hooked onto the shark and was dragged four miles offshore. Once they figure out what's going on, the crew on the boat tosses the man a line and get him onboard.