Duo Busted For Sex In Front Of A Popeyes

Last Saturday a couple of folks thought it would be a good idea to get frisky in front of a Popeyes in Florida. According to reports, sheriff's were called my multiple motorists about a couple bangin' it out on a patch of grass in front of the restaurant. When police got there, they found 70 Arnold Mackey making a thrusting motion while on top of 44 April White around 2pm. When confronted, they quickly tried to adjust their shorts. Cops say that Arnold appeared flustered and couldn't pull his pants up all the way leaving his wiener fully exposed to oncoming traffic. April said she didn't do anything wrong and called him a homosexual slur along with other obscenities as they tried to restrain her. With all the, cops "escorted" her to the ground and found four empty bottles of vodka and a unopened bottle of rum. One motorists said he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Said that April had her legs spread wide open and that Arnie was giving her a good finger blasting in full view of traffic. After being read his rights, Arnie said he didn't mean to expose himself and that he asked her to go some place else but she refused. Both of them were arrested for exposure of sexual organs and April got another charge of resisting and disorderly conduct.