Julia Yonkowski, of Largo, Florida began pulling her cash out of an ATM and she requested a balance receipt. That’s when she received the shock of her life, that, somehow, she had $999,985,855.94 in her account…and it wasn’t supposed to be there. “Horrified,” she opted not to get her $20, and instead has tried repeatedly, and unsuccessfully, to get hold of a human of some form at Chase Bank to find out what the hell is going on with her money