Massachusetts police are on the hunt for stolen statue of Shrek. The Hatfield Police Department launched a search this week for the 200-pound cement statue of the film-famous ogre after its owner reported it missing. In a post on the department's Facebook page, the thief was asked to return the statue -- mostly because "the dragon sculpture he lives with is frustrated and lonely." Shrek is the fictional green-skinned ogre depicted in the popular series of Dreamworks films of the same name.