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This last Sunday, police were called to a Speedway gas station on reports of a naked man on the side of the road yelling at a woman. When police arrived, they found 40 year old Jason Roach. Police were familiar with Jason because the night before they got calls about him whoopin' it at an Arby's and a Wawa convenience store. Those two times, he stopped beating it and went about his way before they showed up. When cops asked him why he was punching the clown, he told them that he was having issues with his rectum and had to have a release to stop the pain. Officers didn't care and took him in for exposure of sexual organs.