Sometimes...you just gotta go. Last Saturday in Cincinnati, Laura Miniard was at the Good Samaritan Hospital when she entered the chapel and did the unspeakable. According to reports, she went to the chapel's altar and took a giant crap right on top of it. She then used a fabric runner on the altar to clean herself. After that, she found a picture and used it to smear the poop on the altar. They didn't say as to why she did it, but she was picked up and charged with desecration.