Banana Tries To Give Cops The Slip

Over the weekend police in Key West got calls of a man in a banana costume pissing on the sidewalk across the street from a row of porta johns. When they arrived on the scene, they spotted 20 year old Kyle Mortimer "urinating on the sidewalk". Kyle happens to be a student at the University of Miami and fled as soon as the officer identified himself. While Kyle was zig zagging in attempts to avoid arrest, a second cop grabbed him by the peel. Kyle ended up getting away from that officer when the original officer swept his leg taking him down. Kyle continued to resist but was eventually cuffed in front of the Smoking Tuna Saloon. Kyle was taken in and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.


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