Trying to eat the evidence never works out. In Florida, 38 year old Zipporah Abraham was at her local Walmart when she was popped for attempted theft. According to reports, loss prevention was notified that she was trying to pay for her stuff with fake money. After reviewing the security footage, they realized this isn't the first time she had caused problems at the store. She was seen hiding items in a storage bin, and pacing back and forth until she saw an opportunity to move. That's when she walked past all the registers and attempted to make her way out the door, until she was stopped by loss prevention. That's when she was taken back to the office for investigation. They determined the stuff she was trying to steal was worth about $864.77. When officers asked her to remove some jewelry from her wrists so they could cuff her, she put $200 worth of fake bills in her mouth and tried to eat them.