What do you do when your Kung Pao Poodle isn't to your standards....you stab the person responsible. That's what 33 year old Phillip Person did. According to reports, the Missouri native went into his local Panda Express for some food, but wasn't happy with the quality. That's when he punched a female employee in the head. The manager and a male employee were able to get the man outside, and that's where he stabbed the male employee in the back before speeding off in his work truck. Police pulled him over, arrested him and took his knife. The man stabbed was taken to the hospital for treatment and later released. Phil here was taken in for felony assault and weapons charges.