Man Craps Out Drug Filled Kinder Eggs

A U.K. man is behind bars after keestering Kinder eggs in attempts to party in Dubai. According to reports, 25 year old Michael Whittey had a ticket to Dubai, and planned to party while he was there. While waiting to board his flight, drug sniffing dogs got a whiff of something in the man's butt. After a strip search revealed no drugs on his person he was taken to the hospital for X-Rays, to which he refused and was taken to jail on suspicion. While he was in his cell, he took a crap and out three separate Kinder Eggs filled with cocaine, ecstacy, and ketamine wrapped in plastic wrap. He said that they were for personal use but the judge didn't believe him and found out later that he was being used as a mule for someone else. Now Mikey is looking at 35 months in jail.