News Quickies Headlines 4-17-2024

Man Trips Over Pet Cat, Suffers Car Crash-Like Injuries

Woman hit with charges after restaurant posts her credit card online

Woman Won’t Face Jail Time For Putting Bleach In Husband’s Coffee

NYC Mayor proposes immigrants as solution to lifeguard shortage because they are 'excellent swimmers'

Teacher accused of having sex with two students says she ruined her 'dream job' with stupid 'mistakes'

DEA tells Congress that getting illegal drugs in US is as easy as calling Uber Eats

Judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches

Man Eats 108 Shrimp At Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp Special

Cop Fired For Working While Drunk Opens Brewery

Australia Woman Shocked As Uber Driver Masturbates During Traffic

Science Has Developed A Gel That Will Sober You Up In Record Time

Burglar Found After Leaving Cajun Seasoning Footprints

Woman Claims It's Been 16 Years Since She's Had Anything To Eat Or Drink

Man Popped For Stealing Boat In His Underwear

A New iPhone Update Is Resurrecting People's Deleted Nudes

Woman who breastfed her husband wants 4th child so she can do it again

Cops pull over drunk driver to find fake ID stating he's 8 Ft Tall

Baby Monitor Catches Tree Crashing Onto Crib

Video of Man Caught with his pants down – literally – shoving a gas pump nozzle up his bum while pleasuring himself goes viral

'World's hottest lawyer' teases sexy snaps as she lands another Playboy cover

Poo-touching sex sends drug-resistant STI sky-rocketing in UK