What Happens If I Steal This Beer?

A Florida man walks into a convenience store. He goes to the clerk and asks "what will happen if I steal some beer?"  The clerk simply says, "you'll get arrested." No not a bad joke, this really happened. Christopher Maxwell was a little tipsy around 2:30 not to long ago, and needed some more beers in his life. The clerk wouldn't sell him any, because of banned sales after a certain time. So, Chris simply asked what would happen if he stole it, as to which the clerk said you'll get arrested. So, naturally, Chris lifted two 18 packs of Bud Lite, and ran out the door. The clerk, keeping her promise, called the cops. The police showed up, and after a bit of a struggle, Chris was taken into custody. He was charged with petty theft, and resisting arrest. Chris never got to drink his beer. Read The Full Story Here