Man Beats Mom With A Lightsaber

in Pennsylvania, there's a douche that's now behind bars. Cops were called to the home of a 75 year old Joan Vargas about a bit of a disturbance. When they got there Joan was being treated for bloody gashes on her head and wrist. When they asked her what happened, she told them her son, a 45 year old Andrew Vargas, had beaten her with a lightsaber. She said she was just sitting at the dinning room table, when Andrew just started hitting her in the head, back\neck, and wrist. She couldn't say as to why he was hitting her, and that he owns many different lightsabers. When they finally caught up to Andrew and questioned him, he simply told them that she was hitting herself, and that she has issues. Andy boy is now in jail for assault and harassment charges. Read The Full Story Here