This BRO here is 23 year old Ryan Malek. Ryan is from Newton just north of Wichita. Ryan got shmammered one night and decided to find love in the most unusual place. When police were responding to a call at an apartment complex about a man underneath the car, they found Ryan here, trying to put his ding-a-ling in a tailpipe.....of a car. They say he was oblivious when they arrived, to the point that he didn't exactly stop trying to hump the tailpipe when the cops asked him what he was doing. The tazed and cuffed him then took him in where they found he was more than four times over the legal limit. Read The Full Story Here