Man Hospitalized For "Sitting" On Hard Boiled Eggs

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Eggs

A 29 year old Dutchman was with his partner recently, and decided to get down on some GHB, a common date rape drug. Well, just as he dosed, he decided to start boiling water for some hard boiled eggs. When the eggs were done, instead of making a delicious egg salad sandwich, or maybe sprinkling some salt and pepper on them and enjoy the treat that way....no....he shoved them up his ass. 15 eggs up the poop chute. Later that night he was having stomach pains, so he went to the hospital to find out what's going on. When he got there the docs noticed his heart rate was abnormally high. After doing a CT scan,  they suspected sepsis, and found a perforation in his colon, with fluids filling his cavity. The eggs were removed as well as they could, and the dude was sewn up and sent off to recover. Read The Full Story Here

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