Naked Tweaker Desecrated Baptismal

In North Dakota, an early morning mass was interrupted by a masturbating tweaker named Zach. According to witnesses, 21 year old Zachary Burdick, walked into the Catholic Church, took his clothes off, started whoopin' it in front of God and everyone, and proceeded to walk down the isle towards the alter. Another witness told police that the man entered the sanctuary with his machinery hanging out and was "pumping" himpself. Father Todd whom was conducting the mass said that the man dipped his "rear end" into the holy water and splashed around a bit before entering the sanctuary while pounding the pud. Father Todd says it's gonna cost about $500 dollars to clean and sanitize the area. Zach told the cops he was tweaking on meth and admitted to using hash oil. When the cops told him that he couldn't jerk it in public, Zach added "especially in a church", and added that he was just trying to "bust a nut"inside the church. Read The Full Story Here