A zoo in Texas is having their annual 'Don't Bug Me' event. Have a cockroach named after your ex and then have it fed to a meerkat, on Facebook Live! Link is below to make that happen.
The Bronx zoo is also having a similar promotion. Go to their website and have a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach named after an ex. They have a bunch of merch to go with it. From their website: The only gift that says “our love will last a lifetime.”