Woman Looking For 'Agent Penis' Gets Arrested At CIA Headquarters

A North Carolina woman has been arrested for allegedly trespassing at the CIA headquarters and asking to speak with the legendary 'Agent Penis.' Officials say Jennifer G. Hernandez tried to sneak into the CIA headquarters in Virginia on four separate occasions last week. She was arrested on her final attempt to gain access to the CIA on Friday. Hernandez told officers during previous visits that she was there to speak to her recruiter and that she had been given a job at the CIA (not so). The officers warned her she would be arrested if she didn't leave...or came back - and they say she refused to get on a bus and go. Hernandez has been charged with criminal trespassing, and at last check is still being held.