Impeachment Argument Turns Violent

Last Friday, a 62 year old tub of goo named Ernest Ford got into a verbal altercation with his girlfriend of seven years over the current impeachment proceedings. His lady told the cops that the two had been arguing about the president and Ernest decided to go to the back bedroom and continued to argue. When she made her way back there to confront the man, things got physical. That's when the nearly 300 pound man grabbed by the shoulders and pushed her to the ground causing her to scrape her knee. That's when the cops got called to the trailer park, and took the man in on misdemeanor battery charges.