Sometimes you just gotta get away.... In Florida, reports of a naked man running down the highway came flooding in, so an officer close by stopped to see what was going on. When the officer arrived, they found 22 year old Joshua Shenker on the opposite side, and when Josh spotted the fuzz, he ran across the highway towards the officer. The report didn't say how the man stole the squad car, but he did, and he took off. He then crashed into a small wooded area where police were able to apprehend the man. The car suffered $10,000 worth of damages, while Josh suffered from road rash after the crash. He was taken to the hospital and then to jail where he was charged with theft of a motor vehicle, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, depriving an officer of communication or protection, and resisting an officer without violence.