Everybody has a kink...but some should stay indoors. Police got a call about a suspicious person on the lawn in front of a townhome, and when they got there, they couldn't believe what was going on. 47 year old Eric Detiege was lying on his back in front of a townhouse, not wearing any pants or underwear, with what cops said "his penis in one hand masturbating, and a large uneaten pickle in the other." Police say that Eric here was masturbating with one hand, and going to town on himself with the pickle in the other hand. They went ahead and arrested him for exposure of sexual organs and was being held in lieu of $150 bond. They noted that Eric has a tattoo in his arm stating "only God can judge me".....and judge he will...ya weirdo!!!!