If you can't rub one out in the parking lot at work...where can you? 22 year old Cruze Humes was spotted by multiple people, sitting in his car in the parking lot at work, masturbating while watching porn on his phone. Around 7pm police came out to the store to investigate the calls they had gotten, and that's when they found Cruze with his pants and underwear and his phone open with porn playing. He confessed to police that he was whoopin' it, and said he was stressed out, and came to the parking lot to masturbate, adding that he didn't want to get caught at home, and that's why he came to the store. He also stated that he masturbates 2-3 times a week. He was arrested for 2 counts of indecent exposure.