Man Without Pants Arrested After Bringing Gun Onto School Grounds

Police were called to the Temple Christian School yesterday when a guard spotted a suspicious man on the property while children were playing. As the guard approached Edward Bochi, he noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants, and had a pistol between his legs. When he asked Eddie to leave, Eddie appeared to rack the gun before putting it in his bag. When police finally arrived, the guard pointed them in the direction of Sir Edward. They gave him several commands to stop and get on the ground but Eddie didn't listen. They ended up zapping the man and forcefully cuffing the man. They found a loaded .45 in his bag with six rounds. They took him in for armed trespassing, exhibiting a weapon on school property and resisting, but nothing for being pantless.