German Bomb Squad Finds Reported Grenade To Be Sex Toy

In Germany near the Austrian boarder a jogger spotted what she thought was a plastic bag with a grenade inside. The woman quickly called police who sent the bomb squad out to deal with the undetonated explosive. When they got there though, they quickly called off the controlled explosion. What they found was actually a rubber grenade shaped sex toy, two condoms, an empty bottle of lube, and a USB phone charger cable. Nobody knows how the items got there, but looking at the decomposition of the bag...it had been there a while.