Naked Woman Arrested After Standoff

Sometimes....not even the police can ruin the mood. Minnesota police were called to the scene last weekend when they received reports of a naked woman in an Pontiac SUV. Reports said that she looked "happy and didn't appear to be hurt, but possibly under the influence. When cops got to the scene of the Pontiac, they found the door open but nobody around. Looking around, they spotted A Silverado with the back doors open, and feet sticking out. When the approached the truck, they found 35 year old Jenifer Weber lying across the backseat, naked on her back, feet in the air, going to town on herself. They say she was making nonsensical comments, saying she thought she was in Florida. When cops asked her what brought her to Minnesota she replied with..."to please the boys" as she continued to pleasure herself in front of the officers. Over the course of am hour, EMS was called, and they all tried to negotiate with the woman, but she continued to get down and speak nonsense. After while, they were finally able to get her out of the truck, and taken to the hospital. Upon searching the truck they found meth and paraphernalia. The owner of the truck told police that it was being serviced and she didn't have permission to be in there. She was taken in and later released after spending a few days in jail.