Jailers Find Crystal Rocks Inside Man's Skin Safe

Last month, 30 year old Shaft Bang Adams(yes...that's his real name) was pulled over and then arrested for driving under suspension. Shaft here has been popped many times before for domestic, possession of controlled substance, delivery of cocaine, firearm possession since he's a felon, and many other things, so Shaft is familiar with the system. When officers took him in, they did a strip search, and when they did....they found four "crystal rocks" in his penis skin. Tests came back showing it was meth. He was charged with possession of meth and introducing contraband into a penal institution. He bailed out, but didn't learn anything because he was picked up again a few days ago on cocaine possession and resisting arrest.