Florida man Terry Majors thought he was in need of an ambulance. After complaining of “shortness of breath, Majors was placed in the back of the emergency vehicle…and then things got weird. Majors reportedly started taking off his clothes, and then, while wearing a condom, started “pleasuring himself.” Then, he requested an ice pack, and started using that as part of his rub-out session. Police say the first responders will “likely prosecute.” There’s no word on if the self-pleasure session helped Majors with his breathing issues.
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