When all else fails...throw the chicken. A Pennsylvania woman, 20 year old Tahonee Fickes was at the Wal-Mart when she decided to assault a 52 year old woman named Kim with a cold chicken. Nobody really knows why she threw the chicken at the woman or if Kim was badly hurt, but she did, and Kim called the cops. Kim called the law after the chicken hit her in the back of the head, which caused the law to pick up Tahonee and take her in for harassment\physical contact. Last year Tahonee was picked up for passing a forged check and just last month she was taken in for child endangerment.