Circumcision Rage Leads To Arrest

Some people just like a turtleneck over anything else. 28 year old Kyle Perez woke up his ex-boyfriend at 5:15am last week arguing about penis preference. According to reports, he confronted the victim about not having any compassion for Kyle's desire for an uncircumcised penis, and screamed at the man for not having any compassion for his mutilated genitals. That's when Kyle grabbed the man's arm and started punching him in the face, eventually scratching the man while pulling his hair. The man called the cops and Kyle took off and hid before they got there. They eventually found him hiding behind a car in a back ally. He admitted to the assault and was taken in for battery.