Pooping Chicken Causes Urine Dousage

Chicken poop is disgusting, but being soaked in piss is even worse. On Sunday, 57 year old Christine Terman went out to her back patio and noticed that her neighbor's chicken had been pooping on the patio. This set the woman off, so she went into her house, filled a bucket full of piss from her toilet, and threw it at the man soaking him in pee pee. He called the cops...naturally, and when they got there, they noted that he was soaking wet and smelled like urine. Christine admitted to her wrong doings after her rights were read to her. Apparently, her old man was arrested as well for threatening the neighbor in the presence of a police officer. They were both taken in and later released.