Police in Florida were called to a Publix grocery store on complaints of a woman outside with a pitchfork and a whip. When they arrived, they found 56 year old Lisa Ann Sloan behind the store trying to sell teddy bears. According to reports, she tried to use the pitchfork to stab a minivan. The manage of the store says that the owner of the van didn't want to press charges and that they would fix it themselves. Troopers asked the woman to put the pitchfork down but she refused and walked away. When they finally got her in the car, she unbuckled her seatbelt and started kicking the window of the police car. They say she appeared to be intoxicated on some kind of stimulant drug, but didn't smell like alcohol. When asked about her cut marks and bruises, she said that she "felt no pain anymore and that God was in control". She was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.