Scientist Apologizes & Says 'Space Telescope Image' of Distant Star Was Actually Chorizo
Officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees
Hearse driver learns he's 'dead' while filing police report
Man kills his best friend in the most “Idaho” way I could imagine
Man who performed illegal autopsies can't work in Kansas
Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run
Woman Arrested For Meat Beating
Vegan Mom Faces Sentence For Starvation Death Of 1 Year Old Son
Drug Suspect Caught IN The Act Assured Cops The "Meth Is Legal Now"
Family Funeral Brawl Results In Casket Being Knocked Over
Lady Uses Witchcraft Spell Book To Set Ex's Car On Fire
Wanted Man Caught After Huge Teddy Bear Spotted "Breathing"
Pirates' Roldalfo Castro Loses Phone During Slide Into Third Base
Squirrels Are “Splooting” In New York City’s Heatwave
Fitness Influencer Embarks on '30 Days of Sex Challenge' With Husband
Louisiana child kicked out of class because parents are same-sex couple
Ohio Man Arrested for Sending Over 3 Dozen Letters Laced With Poop to Politicians
CEO Catches Heat for Posting a Crying Selfie After Laying People Off
26-Year-Old-Woman Arrested and Charged For Serving Her 6 Year-old Smirnoff Ice Twice
Ex-Porn Star Tells Virgin, 46, With Micro Penis That 'Size Doesn't Matter'