Shoplifter Tries To Steal 30 Inch Dildo

Some people just want a big black d***k....Last Sunday, a very drunken patron stumbles into the Circus of Books, formerly known as Chi Chi Larue's, and spots a giant 30 inch black dildo on display. The patron then walks up to the c***k, grabs it with both hands, and stumbles out the door with it. Employee Marcus Blackwell was "ready like Freddy" and went after the thief. He ended up getting the d**k back from the thief and put it back on display. Nobody knows if the cops were called, but you can have this big black schlong for the low price of $699.99.