Reasons to Keep A Landline

There are still a ton of advantages to landline phones. Off the top of my head:

• You won’t ever lose it.
• The screen never cracks.
• You won’t have to buy a new one every two years.
• You will never need to charge it.
• No one will steal it.
• You will not crash your car because you are using a landline phone.
• They’re cheaper: The average landline bill is around $42 a month, compared to $127 a month.
• You can buy an old phone on eBay for like $30. An iPhone costs around a grand.
• You will not be contributing to the downfall of human civilization.