Man Arrested For Spring Break Mistake

Silly old dude....spring break is for kids... Last week, a couple in Florida spotted a man standing next to their car at the Toasted Monkey, making motions near the driver side of the ride. When they went to confront the man, he laughed and ran off. When they went to check out their car, they noticed the entire side had been scratched up and lying next to the car was a butter knife. Cops were called, and when they looked at the security footage, they found out that 52 year old Cliff Edwards, a licensed real estate agent from Missouri, was the one responsible for the damage. With the help of the Toasted Monkey's wait list, they were able to track Cliff down, who admitted to causing the damage, and claimed it to be a "Spring Break Mistake." He was arrested for criminal mischief.