Lat Friday police were called tot he home of 39 year old Ortelio Alfonso for a 9-1-1 hang up call. According to reports, Ortelio and his old lady got into a verbal argument over the disciplining of their son. His old lady told the cops he slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of Zah. The cops noted that she had pizza remnants in her hair and ear, along with sauce on the walls and ceiling of the kitchen. Ortelio eventually admitted to hitting her with the pizza but said he threw it at her and didn't directly hit her with his hands...just the pizza. He was taken in for battery.