Pro Tip: If you want to keep your job, don’t pee in the product. An Ascension Parish, Louisiana government employee is out of a job after his arrest for peeing into the water supply at a Donaldsonville water plant. Yes… the water supply. Michael Mastin got busted on two counts of contaminating water supplies and two counts of criminal damage to a critical infrastructure. Surveillance cams caught Mastin in the act. Parish officials are trying to assure residents that all water samples meet all safe water drinking requirements since the pee incident.