Mom Mortified When Son’s First Birthday Cake Has Sperm Instead Of Balloons

For the more cynical among us, the idea of having a big party with cake for a one-year-old makes little sense. It’s not like the little tike can eat the cake, and it doesn’t matter what gifts you give because the most popular thing they’ll get is a big wad of noisy paper in a bag. That said, most parents go for the opulence and celebration. To celebrate their kid’s first year on Earth, one set of parents opted for a specialty cake shaped like the number one, with the kid's name on it, along with a bunch of balloons made of icing. What they got, however, was a poorly made cake where the name of the boy, Zayeem, was misspelled as “Yazeem,” and the balloons look more like swimming spermatozoa. That led commenters to wonder how the name could’ve been misspelled, what the baker was thinking, and how many actually swallowed it.