Sometimes you just need a sausage across the face. A Florida man, 61 year old Ray Allen, got into a verbal altercation with his old lady over the weekend. According to reports, Ray threw a sausage at his 64 year old wife, hitting her in the face with it. EMS workers responded to the incident and came to wash the woman's eye out with saline solution. Ray was taken in for domestic battery where he plead not guilty and was later released. Police say that alcohol may have been a factor in the afternoon confrontation.