In Florida, 42 year old Jessica Beatty was popped back in December for possession of paraphernalia and driving under suspension. As a result of her probation, she was ordered to take drug tests. She had an appointment last Thursday to take said drug test. Afraid she was gonna piss dirty, she thought it would be a good idea to "collect" some of her aunt's dog's pee and use it. Well...she was caught trying to use the sample and explained to her P.O. where she got it from. She was arrested immediately and charged with urine testing fraudulent practices.