Can't fault a guy for trying....In Florida, 60 year old Layton Paul Nauman went to a "clothing optional" beach with intensions to find a hook up or at least get a number. Police on foot patrol found Layton laying back naked in a reclining chair wearing nothing but some metal rings and a chain attached to his junk with a note that said, "feel free to investigate...gently". The cops did investigate and decided it was inappropriate, mostly because he was sitting close to the pathway where parents, children, and other beach goers frequently pass by. They went ahead and took him in for misdemeanor indecent exposure.
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