When screwing gets you screwed. A Florida mom is in trouble for trying to be funny. According to reports, 40 year old Jaclyn Goszczynski was hanging picture frames at home with her kids. When her 12 year old daughter walked by, Jaclyn asked her if she'd been screwed in the ass before. That's when she took her drill and drove a screw into the left butt cheek of the girl, which stayed there until she pulled it out. The cops were called and took the mom in for felony child abuse.