A Kentucky homeowner is tired of the crap. According to reports, the homeowner says the porch pooper visited his home four times last week and twice again over the holiday. The first time the poo bandit crapped on his porch and then quickly ran away. After the September 1st incident, the homeowner set out cat litter and loud sonic speakers on his porch in attempts to scare the pooper away. He says it worked during the second visit because the pooper was frightened and ran away.