A Florida man dressed up like Ronald McDonald got arrested for trespassing ... and when cops told him he looked like a clown, the guy responded, "No s***, I am a clown, stupid." Chris Marlowe wasn't going down without a fight. When police tried to handcuff him, Chris tried to fight back. Police found a flare gun inside the clown's pocket and a never-ending supply of red noses in his bag and additional clown costumes. Cops say the guy was previously trespassing at a shopping center where he was walking around talking to himself, loitering and serving no purpose on the property ... and police say he was warned he would be arrested if he came back.
The clown posed for an epic mugshot, and the police affidavit notes his alias is "Wicked Jesus."