John Connaughton, a 51-year-old registered sex offender, was reportedly so mad at Doors, Moulding & More in St. Petersburg that he caused more than $1,000 worth of damage when he decided to throw multiple bottles of his own pee through the front entrance to the store and poured the contents throughout the store, including on the merchandise, according to police. An employee at the store reached his wit’s end when Connaughton allegedly splashed urine on their bare legs.
While Connaughton fled on foot, the victim took off after him. At one point, Connaughton allegedly raised a skateboard in the air as if he were going to swing at the victim, according to the affidavit.
He was eventually apprehended and charged with felony battery, criminal mischief, and aggravated assault, according to the document. All this because he was denied an interview to work there. That company dodged a bullet. Sort of.