Woman Busted For Beer Cave Defecation

You never know where you're gonna be when nature calls. According to reports, an employee at the Royal Farms convenience store in Hanover Pennsylvania called police to let them know that an unknown woman had went and dropped a deuce in the beer cave. When police came to investigate, they took a look at the security footage and saw a woman walk into the beer cave, push a case of alcohol back a bit on the shelf, pull her pants down, and take a crap right there on the shelf before leaving. The woman was seen arriving in an SUV that came back to a 47 year old Crystal Gauss. The driver's license photo matched the woman in the footage. Police arrested Crystal for open lewdness, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct that created a hazardous and physically offensive condition. Crystal is the Director of Food & nutrition for a local school, and the store ended up losing $80 worth of merch.